Episode 3-Stress Rashes, Blind-Ranking Wellness Trends, & Revisiting Church as an Adult

This week on Ashley and Kelsey spiral (in a cute way) through mystery rashes, late-stage capitalism meltdowns, ranking wellness trends, and what it actually feels like to grow through your 20s and 30s.

We talk:

✨ Stress showing up as rashes, styes, and “the body keeps the score” moments
✨ Collective consciousness + stolen ideas (like nicholas cage stole the declaration of independence)
✨ Revisiting childhood religion and surprise triggers
✨ Blind-ranking wellness practices (crying = #1, obviously)
✨ Aging, identity, and why surrender hits different in your 30s

It’s spiritual, unhinged, honest, and hilariously human — the kind of conversation you’d have with your best friend at 11 p.m. when life feels confusing and magical at the same time.

Perfect for listeners into spirituality, healing, humor, deconstruction, breathwork, tarot/oracle, and real & gritty emotional healing.